My superhero name would be Hyperbolic Man. I would have the amazing ability to overwhelm my enemies with overly dramatic and flowery eloquent speech.
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New toes (Taken with instagram)
The Queen MILF!!!
My first course #likeasir (Taken with instagram)
Sleepin Beauty… (Taken with instagram)
Today feels pretty good :) (Taken with instagram)
Luvahs (Taken with instagram)
One of my customer crushes. Such a creeper pic. #customercreepin (Taken with instagram)
Grammar Mary’s brownies… (Taken with instagram)
Hubs, momma-in-law, and the cuz. Good times (Taken with instagram)
Experimenting (Taken with instagram)
yes please
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How to love a woman.
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. -Bob Marley
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That smile on her face. ;)